If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
me when cats
the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
Twitching! by Ry-Spirit
Congrats everyone on beating it, I also helped out ok.
Tonight I let my new housemate talk for fifteen minutes about how bisexuality isn’t a valid sexual orientation and that they’re just greedy and have no standards and need to pick one. And then I told her I was bisexual. The back-pedalling was so messy and hilarious.
tonight: a new episode of: How the Fuck Are You Making Gifs of the Oscars It’s Airing Right Now